— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) April 24, 2015
Be wary college football coaches of America, Jim Harbaugh could be hatching an evil plot underneath this cheesy campaign. I totally mean this in jest of course, but doesn’t it make you think?
This whole thing just smells a little too “Dr. Evil” for me, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
What if Harbaugh is the new villain of FBS football? What if inviting “every college football coach in the country” is an elaborate ploy to brainwash and harvest intel? I mean, did you see how neatly Harbaugh signed this flyer?
Every good narrative needs a villain — nearly as much as the Michigan Wolverines needed Harbaugh.