SOPA, Joe Namath, Antrel Rolle, make history at 49ers Candlestick Park

By timepstein

Apparently —It’s all true! SOPA or, the stop online piracy bill is, ‘too little too late’. Even with their courageous fight to protect our internet ‘intellectual property’ and ‘copyrights’ from these so-called malevolent pirates, they’re tragically late for Antrel Rolle of the New York Giants. They’ve already gotten to him and stolen —his mind?

About Sunday’s NFC Championship battle against the San Francisco 49ers, he says “…I might be a little biased, but in our minds, we can’t be beat …”

It’s almost as if pirates’ have stolen NFL history as well. Since major web sites have boycotted the SOPA Bill with Blackouts on their sites, particularly Wikipedia, and since this is the very place where our history is stored, in some reality —all history has been erased?

Because …obviously now, he’s confused himself with another New Yorker, ex. New York Jet, “Broadway Joe.” In 1969, when Joe Namath, or, “Broadway Joe,” the QB for the New York Jets was making predictions that his opponent, the hugely favored Baltimore Colts would lose, and then, when all this came true with a 16 – 7 victory in Super Bowl 111, is nothing but classic, “Broadway Joe” …Hey …the guy is obviously cool. Especially if you consider, that about the same time he’s making these bold predictions, he’s also doing gigs with babes like Farrah Fawcett,

…With Antrel Rolle, the successful severing of every brain-nerve-ending is further documented. And the irony is —this is the very same person the SOPA Bill is trying to protect. His ‘intellectual property’ has vanished?

He says, “We’re extremely confident and we’ve given ourselves the reason to feel that way. We have to continue to give ourselves those reasons, and we will. We have no doubts. It’s right there at the tip of our tongue.”

“Blah, blah, blah.” Most of the time …Joe Namath was too busy being funny. When asked about Astroturf and grass he said, “I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.” That’s funny. When asked about pain after a game he said, “When you win, nothing hurts.” That’s not funny, but something that brings a wry smile?

Okay …Joe Namath was a snappier dresser than Antrel Rolle. When hurt, he hung out on the sidelines, dressed in furs, with beautiful women. His coaches blew gaskets. That’s also funny to watch.

But …Antrel Rolle is just a victim of the ‘falling-short’ efforts of SOPA. He case is further documented,

In week one the Washington Redskins faced Antrel Rolle’s team, the New York Giants, and they were beaten. Immediately after, Antrel Rolle said, “As a team and organization we know that the Washington Redskins are not a better team than us. We know that. Hands down. If we played them 100 times they might win five.”

What Antrel Rolle says is also funny, but not “Broadway Joe” funny. Several weeks later they again faced the Washington Redskins, only to lose again, which makes it —Antrel Rolle funny.

As the San Francisco 49ers head into this Sunday’s NFC championship, they just hope Antrel Rolle keeps on speaking …history?

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