Hell Will Remain Warm; Randy Moss Not Returning to Vikings

By Andrew Fisher

Not that it was ever a possibility, but just in case, Vikings General Manager Rick Spielman made it clear Thursday, that Minnesota will not pursue free agent Randy Moss.

Well that’s certainly a relief. I figured it was only a matter of time before number 84 was back in Minnesota, oh wait, no I didn’t. I honestly can’t even believe this is a headline. Did someone drive by the Metrodome and see a sign out front, “Help Wanted: Looking for Has Been, Character Issue, Quitter, Wide Receiver.” Someone alert the press, Moss is heading back to Minnesota!

I suppose this issue had to be addressed at some point. I’m just glad it’s out of the way. For now, I will just sit back and hope the war of words between Cris Carter and Randy Moss continues. Good luck with that Randy...

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