New York Jets: Mark Sanchez is the Devil, Literally
It truly seems the New York Jets have struck an a chord with the underworld.
Yes, Satan has his firm grip on the J-E-T-S and has arrived in human form in none other than starting QB Mark Sanchez.
Seriously… The Devil is all about numbers and these numbers do not lie.
Sanchez currently has a QB rating of 66.6… he wears No. 6 and has thrown 6 touchdowns and 6 interceptions…
He also is averaging 6.6 yards per completion and there is no doubt there is another invisible six in there.
With the 6th-game looming for the Jets, one has to believe the full wrath of hell is going to be released on the 6th-play just 66 seconds into the contest with the Indianapolis Colts this Sunday.
To add fuel to the flame of destruction the Prince of Darkness is wielding in New York is the fact head coach Rex Ryan continues to stand behind Satan, uh… Sanchez as his starting QB. Every chance Ryan gets, he is quick to proclaim Sanchez is his man.
The Devil’s only power is deception…
And Sanchez must have the coaching staff believing the Jets are 5-0 and he is the second coming of Joe Namath.
But we can rejoice and be thankful knowing Tim Tebow is there to battle Sanchez’s army of demons.
Can you imagine the state of affairs in the Big Apple without Tebow in the white and green right now?
Even Jets owner Woody Johnson knows the power of Tebow and told CNBC the Chosen One will be a part of Gang Green for three years.
Is that how long he thinks the exorcism of Sanchez will take?
But one thing is for certain…
Bring your Bible, your Holy Water and Crosses on Sunday Jets fans…
You will have both (Andrew) Luck and the Faith of Tebow to battle the evil plays of Sanchez…
The “Mark” of the beast does not lie…
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