Of Course Jerry Jones is Bragging About His Brain

By Andrew Fisher
Jerry Jones
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Is there anything that Jerry Jones says at this point that surprises you? He certainly doesn’t shock me much anymore, but his latest comments are definitely going to draw some attention. Jones, who’s 70-years old, is claiming to have the brain of someone that’s 30 years younger than him:

“I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year old. The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’ I know more about what I’m doing than hopefully I did 25 years ago.”

As you can imagine, many fans are going to seriously doubt this statement from Jones. In fact, I’d be willing to bet that a good portion of Dallas Cowboys‘ fans would argue the other way, that his brain is more like that of a 90-year old. But at the same time, you’d think with his billions of dollars, that he’s been receiving top-notch medical care for years. If anyone could afford to keep their brain in great shape, it would be Jones.

Jerry’s son Stephen recently recently made headlines as well, when he said that the Cowboys have the ‘secret sauce’ to start winning championships again. However, no one is really sure what that means…


Cowboys Better Have One Heck of a ‘Secret Sauce’


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