Indianapolis Colts
The Colts let me down pretty bad last week. But much like a scorned ex, they'll get to rebound against the great Fitzpatrick this week. And by great, I mean awful, terrible, lousy and all kinds of other unfriendly adjectives.
The Colts let me down pretty bad last week. But much like a scorned ex, they'll get to rebound against the great Fitzpatrick this week. And by great, I mean awful, terrible, lousy and all kinds of other unfriendly adjectives.
The Seattle Seahawks gave me quite the scare a few weeks ago when they nearly lost at home to the then winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I'm sure they won't make the same mistake for Adrian Peterson and the Minnesota Vikings this week.
Yeah, you're seeing this right. I like the San Diego Chargers this week; they're a 6-3 team masquerading as a 4-5 team, they just can't close games gosh darn it! The Miami Dolphins are about to go full-on tank mode as a result of Richie Incognito-Gate or Bully-Gate or whatever people are calling it. Either way, it's going to cloud the Dolphins with a stench even worse than the great Fitzpatrick.
Now that the Houston Texans don't have Ed Reed anymore (2-0 without and 0-7), the curse might finally be broken. I don't know, maybe it's just a coincidence, either way, the Texans are going to win a game again eventually and if it can't be against the Raiders at home, then I don't even know man.
It's crazy to think that the once 0-6 New York Giants still have a chance to win the crappy NFC East. They definitely catch a nice break this week as they host a Green Bay Packers team that will either be starting Matt Flynn or some other guy that I don't know. His name is Scott, I know that much, and I know his last name starts with a T. Of course, I could easily look up the dude's name on Google right now, but then I would have to erase this whole joke. You don't want that do you? Scott Tolzien, that's his name. I hate you, Google. I don't really. I'm sorry, Google -- we're still good.
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