25 Silly Things You’ll Hear Non-Football Fans Say at a Super Bowl Party
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Silly Things You'll Hear Non-Football Fans Say at a Super Bowl Party
The Super Bowl is football’s biggest game of the year. It has become so much more than just a game; it’s now a must-see event for everyone, not just football fans. With this in mind, there are sure to be some non-football fans watching the biggest sporting event of the year. Here are 25 silly things you'll hear non-football fans say at a Super Bowl Party.
25. Is That Yellow Line Real?
25. Is That Yellow Line Real?
24. What Makes This Game So Important?
24. What Makes This Game So Important?
23. Don't You Think They'd Rather Be On Vacation?
23. Don't You Think They'd Rather Be On Vacation?
22. Let's Watch the Puppy Bowl for a Bit
22. Let's Watch the Puppy Bowl for a Bit
21. The Commercials Are More Exciting Than the Game
21. The Commercials Are More Exciting Than the Game
20. I'll Leave to Get More Food!
20. I'll Leave to Get More Food!
19. They Need to Score a Goal
19. They Need to Score a Goal
18. Holy Cow That Guy Is Fat
18. Holy Cow That Guy Is Fat
17. Relax Guys, It's Just a Game
17. Relax Guys, It's Just a Game
16. How Long Does This Game Last?
16. How Long Does This Game Last?
15. What Are Those Yellow Napkins on the Field?
15. What Are Those Yellow Napkins on the Field?
14. Why Is It Called Football if They Never Use Their Feet?
14. Why Is It Called Football if They Never Use Their Feet?
13. What Do You Think They Ate For Breakfast?
13. What Do You Think They Ate For Breakfast?
12. What Do They Do When They Have to Go to the Bathroom?
12. What Do They Do When They Have to Go to the Bathroom?
11. Do You Think They Ever Play Games on Those iPads?
11. Do You Think They Ever Play Games on Those iPads?
10. Why Do They Use Roman Numerals
10. Why Do They Use Roman Numerals
9. What Happens If Nobody Scores
9. What Happens If Nobody Scores
8. What Does First Down Mean?
8. What Does First Down Mean?
7. Is Joe Montana Playing In This Game?
7. Is Joe Montana Playing In This Game?
6. Who Do They Play Next If They Win?
6. Who Do They Play Next If They Win?
5. How Can You “Run Downhill” On a Flat Field?
5. How Can You “Run Downhill” On a Flat Field?
4. Hey, That’s the Guy From All Those Commercials!
4. Hey, That’s the Guy From All Those Commercials!
3. Who Is That Guy Dating?
3. Who Is That Guy Dating?
2. He's Seriously Called a Tight End?
2. He's Seriously Called a Tight End?
1. If There's 11 Players on Offense, How Many on Defense?
1. If There's 11 Players on Offense, How Many on Defense?
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