5 NFL Teams That Desperately Need New Uniform Designs

5 Teams That Desperately Need a Uniform Upgrade

Looking good is strongly correlated to feeling good, and as a fan of these five franchises, you can’t feel good about how your team looks. It’s 2015, and some teams appear to have the aesthetic prowess of Tecmo Super Bowl. Here are the five teams that desperately need uniform upgrades.

5 Teams That Desperately Need a Uniform Upgrade

Looking good is strongly correlated to feeling good, and as a fan of these five franchises, you can’t feel good about how your team looks. It’s 2015, and some teams appear to have the aesthetic prowess of Tecmo Super Bowl. Here are the five teams that desperately need uniform upgrades.

5. New England Patriots

Patriot Pat is so superior to the “Flying Elvis,” it’s barely worth invoking the comparison. Banish the silver king to ancient history, give us more Patriot Pat and experiment with a new alternate uniform. Please.

5. New England Patriots

Patriot Pat is so superior to the “Flying Elvis,” it’s barely worth invoking the comparison. Banish the silver king to ancient history, give us more Patriot Pat and experiment with a new alternate uniform. Please.

4. Washington Redskins

Too many people find the Washington Redskins’ uniform and logo offensive. Cut the capital gridlock and change this, Daniel Snyder. If I cared about a Washington fan’s thoughts, I’d ask them “how about the colors of freedom?”

4. Washington Redskins

Too many people find the Washington Redskins’ uniform and logo offensive. Cut the capital gridlock and change this, Daniel Snyder. If I cared about a Washington fan’s thoughts, I’d ask them “how about the colors of freedom?”

3. New York Jets

Yes, the Jets’ helmet logo is iconic. Well, at least in terms of representing a Super Bowl that happened almost 47 years ago. It’s time for a change and it’s time to recruit the collective creative power of the Empire city, or at least East Rutherford.

3. New York Jets

Yes, the Jets’ helmet logo is iconic. Well, at least in terms of representing a Super Bowl that happened almost 47 years ago. It’s time for a change and it’s time to recruit the collective creative power of the Empire city, or at least East Rutherford.

2. Tennessee Titans

Blue is the color of tranquil, but the Tennessee Titans are a football team! I don’t want to cheer for a team that soothes their opponent with powder-room blue, I want to root for a club that crushes anyone wearing the “wrong” colors.

2. Tennessee Titans

Blue is the color of tranquil, but the Tennessee Titans are a football team! I don’t want to cheer for a team that soothes their opponent with powder-room blue, I want to root for a club that crushes anyone wearing the “wrong” colors.

1. Philadelphia Eagles

Apologies to the City of Brotherly Love, but you took perfectly awesome uniforms and modernized them into something that no longer looks cool. I say it’s time to take the old kelly green uniforms and give them a 2015 facelift.

1. Philadelphia Eagles

Apologies to the City of Brotherly Love, but you took perfectly awesome uniforms and modernized them into something that no longer looks cool. I say it’s time to take the old kelly green uniforms and give them a 2015 facelift.