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Ranking Eli Manning’s Blank Stares From Worst To First

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Ranking Manning's Blank Stares Worst To First

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Eli “The King Of Blank Stares” Manning has had a very successful NFL career so far. Two Super Bowl victories prove that. He’s also had some of the best blank stares in the history of ... well, blank stares.

Check out 10 times when Manning was caught doing what he does best -- blankly staring.

10. Typical Manning Blank Stare

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10. Typical Manning Blank Stare

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Seriously, what goes through his head when he is making these epic blank stares? I want to live on the planet that is inside his head -- this dude is day dreaming to the max.

9. Blank Stare On the Sidelines

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9. Blank Stare On the Sidelines

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Manning is probably wondering what he is going to eat for dinner. Luckily, Taco Bell is all about that late night menu life.

8. Those Eyes Though

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8. Those Eyes Though

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There is literally not another human on this planet with as awesome of a blank stare as the man in blue who wears No. 10.

7. Eli Being Eli

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7. Eli Being Eli

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Would you look at the concentration on this one right here. If that's not a man ready to throw some pigskins, then ... well, that's not a man ready to throw some pigskins.

6. Thrown Off Guard Blank Stare

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6. Thrown Off Guard Blank Stare

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Believe it or not, something actually, maybe, kind of threw Eli off guard while he was in the act of doing one of his blanks.

5. Just Chillin’

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5. Just Chillin’

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Whether he is on foot, sitting on the bench or becoming sack lunch, he is always blank staring. Side note: Although I am sure it hurts to get sacked by a professional tackler, which is probably what happened to Manning in this image, he totally looks like he is in the process of ripping a huge fart.

4. Say Cheese!

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4. Say Cheese!

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Looks like someone started to do a good-old fashioned day dream while another someone was trying to take a picture.

3. Is Playing Pro Football Really That Boring?

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3. Is Playing Pro Football Really That Boring?

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Is football really that boring to you, Manning? In this classic image, Manning looks like he is about to fall asleep ... while standing ... while on the sidelines of a football game ... on his hand.

2. ???

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2. ???

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Seriously — ???

1. A Face Only A Mother Could Love

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1. A Face Only A Mother Could Love

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Even the person on the right of Manning is in awe of his blank stare. Ladies and gentlemen, this is blank staring at its finest.

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