Deflategate found its way to the front page of the Internet once again, seemingly months after the story hit “dead air.”
We now know there are three certainties in life: Death. Taxes. And hating Tom Brady with every bone in your body.
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Twitter has taught us that justice is not blind, and doesn’t really give two deflated balls about hindsight reasoning. Here’s the best of the Internet from those who’d rather sacrifice their firstborn to Octomom than admit to feeling sorry for Brady:
I’m glad we’re told Tom Brady was “generally aware” of deflated balls instead of “hyper-aware” or “marginally aware.” Important details.
— Chris Clark (@GCChrisClark) May 6, 2015
FACT: Tom Brady is a cheater who wears uggs and is perennially owned by this dude pic.twitter.com/c20IfXhf30 — Elias Isquith (@eliasisquith) May 7, 2015
So at the end of the day Tom Brady = Alex Rodriguez. World class talent. Zero ethics. Cheater. Weasel.
— Mike Gastineau (@gasman206) May 7, 2015
Two things we know for certain today: the #Colts got spanked in the AFCCG regardless of ball pressure, and Tom Brady is a lying cheater — Chip Bennett (@chip_bennett) May 6, 2015
I knew #TomBrady was a cheater back in ’07 when he left 3mo preggo @bridgetmoynahan for his sidepiece Gisele pic.twitter.com/3Clv3mc5VT
— The Average BlackMan (@TheAvgBlackMan) May 7, 2015
Oh Tom Brady. You beautiful cheater you. — jason (@ArtOfJason) May 6, 2015
Unbelievably Cruel Punishment – The NFL cracks down on Deflate-gate Sentences #TomBrady to a Year with the @NYJets http://t.co/UlaApn7qxV
— David Valcin (@filthymcnasty) May 7, 2015
As punishment for #DeflateGate, the NFL says #TomBrady must spend an entire weekend with Eli Manning. pic.twitter.com/KIscuspQf3 — Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) May 6, 2015
The world is falling apart yet today’s top story seems to be Tom Brady’s shriveled balls. #Idiocracy @michellemalkin
— TexasTsunami (@TexasTsunami) May 7, 2015
So, basically Tom Brady doesn’t have the best relationship with the guys who handle his balls. — Corey Griffin (@CoreyGriffinNBC) May 6, 2015
Like Tom Brady, I am also generally aware of my balls https://t.co/G6LPUrN9SU
— Matthew Panzarino (@panzer) May 6, 2015
Things Tom Brady is generally aware of: 1) balls — Zandar (@ZandarVTS) May 6, 2015
Here’s to hoping Brady’s island cabana serves subpar Wi-Fi.
Jerry Landry is a writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.