5 People Who Benefit Most From The Tom Brady Suspension

Pending appeal, Tom Brady will be sidelined four games by NFL suspension and missing the first five weeks of the 2015 NFL Season. Outside of just about everyone on the Internet and not from New England, here are five people who benefit the most from the penalty handed down to the ball-deflating Brady.

5 People Who Benefit Most From The Tom Brady Suspension

Pending appeal, Tom Brady will be sidelined four games by NFL suspension and missing the first five weeks of the 2015 NFL Season. Outside of just about everyone on the Internet and not from New England, here are five people who benefit the most from the penalty handed down to the ball-deflating Brady.

5. Ben Roethlisberger

"I’m king of the castle. I’m king of the castle." You certainly are, Big Ben. That is unless Jimmy Garoppolo turns out to be sensational. Luckily for Roethlisberger, this will be Garoppolo’s first bona fide NFL game (if Brady’s former backup is still No. 1 after training camp), and it’ll likely be a rough ride if Garoppolo makes his starting debut on NFL’s opening night.

5. Ben Roethlisberger

"I’m king of the castle. I’m king of the castle." You certainly are, Big Ben. That is unless Jimmy Garoppolo turns out to be sensational. Luckily for Roethlisberger, this will be Garoppolo’s first bona fide NFL game (if Brady’s former backup is still No. 1 after training camp), and it’ll likely be a rough ride if Garoppolo makes his starting debut on NFL’s opening night.

4. Le’Veon Bell

Misery loves company and Le’Veon Bell must be undoubtedly thinking “if I got suspended for three games in part due to possessing marijuana, then Tommy Boy better be sitting out for cheating and then covering it up.” Paraphrasing Bell's stream of consciousness aside, this NFL season opener has now tilted on its prognosticating axis in wake of the Brady suspension. There's no denying that.

4. Le’Veon Bell

Misery loves company and Le’Veon Bell must be undoubtedly thinking “if I got suspended for three games in part due to possessing marijuana, then Tommy Boy better be sitting out for cheating and then covering it up.” Paraphrasing Bell's stream of consciousness aside, this NFL season opener has now tilted on its prognosticating axis in wake of the Brady suspension. There's no denying that.

3. The Entire Jacksonville Jaguars Roster

The Jacksonville Jaguars deserve a break. Not only was one of 2014’s worst teams asked to travel to play 2014’s best team, but the Jags were set up to watch quarterback Blake Bortles get embarrassed by one of the league’s best in Tom Brady. With Brady gone for this game (pending appeal), the Jags can breathe a little easier, hopefully make this one a game and build additional confidence early in the 2015 season.

3. The Entire Jacksonville Jaguars Roster

The Jacksonville Jaguars deserve a break. Not only was one of 2014’s worst teams asked to travel to play 2014’s best team, but the Jags were set up to watch quarterback Blake Bortles get embarrassed by one of the league’s best in Tom Brady. With Brady gone for this game (pending appeal), the Jags can breathe a little easier, hopefully make this one a game and build additional confidence early in the 2015 season.

2. Rex Ryan

Rex Ryan won’t need to pack his “Tom Brady Elephant Gun” for this one. So bet that the Buffalo Bills new head coach is relieved. I mean just look at that smile! (Or unfortunate denture slippage?)

2. Rex Ryan

Rex Ryan won’t need to pack his “Tom Brady Elephant Gun” for this one. So bet that the Buffalo Bills new head coach is relieved. I mean just look at that smile! (Or unfortunate denture slippage?)

1. Tony Romo

I expect the Dallas Cowboys to keep rolling in 2015. Turning a formidable opponent into a feeble one would be like putting grease on the axles. Unless of course Romo gets out-dueled by Garoppolo -- then this would be one piece of hater pie that even Romo wouldn't be able to digest.

1. Tony Romo

I expect the Dallas Cowboys to keep rolling in 2015. Turning a formidable opponent into a feeble one would be like putting grease on the axles. Unless of course Romo gets out-dueled by Garoppolo -- then this would be one piece of hater pie that even Romo wouldn't be able to digest.