I always knew there was a fire burning inside Von Miller. I just didn’t know the Denver Broncos‘ linebacker was so vocal from such a particular orifice.
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According to Nicki Jhabvala of the Denver Post, the Broncos have a way to deal with ‘frequent farters’ and it’s by hitting the pungent perpetrators in the pocketbook. Jhabvala explained this discovery via Twitter:
Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he’s been fined the most.
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Since I’ve received numerous inquires about the Broncos’ Fart Tax, I’m gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain’t easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Which leads me to believe this story below may be related:
“The tornado is trying to come out.” (via @TroyRenck) http://t.co/KXOjUDRDOh pic.twitter.com/bi76DfzEzT
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Hey, whatever it takes to be an X-factor.
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