For the most part I think we have relationships all wrong. Wrestling and comic books have shown romance is mostly overrated. If there is anything we learned from these two things it’s that love finds its way to the hearts of horrible people.
Triple H slipped his bride a sedative and took her to a Vegas drive-in to get hitched. That sounds vile but he and Stephanie McMahon are still married. If love really was for good people then Batman would not have grown old in a cave with his dog. Had he been a psychopath like Joker he’d surely have his own Harley Quinn.
Every now and then the formula is smashed by an anomaly, though. It seems that Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are that anomaly. This might be the best week ever for Bryan.
Last week he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in the main event of Wrestlemania while also sticking it to his boss. This week he and his Total Diva Tag-Team partner tied the knot with no roofies — another thing he holds over Triple H.
Mister and Miss Danielson’s wedding took place on Friday at the L’Auberge Resort and Spa in Sedona, Arizona. At the ceremony were John Cena, Tyson Kidd, Cesaro and the Usos. The leader of the “Yes Movement” rocked jeans, white button-downs, suspenders and a bow tie. Brie was a bit more traditional but she wore Toms with her wedding dress.
In honor of their wedding we should all take the time to think about our favorite Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella moment. Mine came during the Daniel Bryan Wrestlemania documentary on the WWE Network.
At an event Brie asked for more shoes and Bryan told her he wasn’t getting her any.That made me happy because it’s nice to see a guy drop the hammer these days — we’re portrayed as such buffoons on television and commercials.