OK Okung, Let’s Tackle this Contract
[picappgallerysingle id="8603235"]Dear Russell,
We are a few days into camp and new coach Pete Carroll’s team is starting to get into a training groove. Chemistry is being created on both sides of the ball. Veterans are working hard, trying to make the team, while the franchise’s cornerstone offensive tackle (YOU) are making a rookie mistake over a little bit of cash.
I personally can’t wait to see you at Qwest Field pancaking our rivals and I’m willing to give you a few days or so to get into camp but COME ON MAN! Let’s do it. Get in there. The buzz is starting to build. Hasselbeck is finally healthy and getting the ball downfield to his new weapon, fellow rookie Golden Tate. Your offensive line buddies are getting hall of fame lessons from one of the best offensive line coaches EVER in Alex Gibbs. Hey Russ, let’s move it big man. Show us that you can be the next big deal in Seahawks history. You’re already being pressured to be the next Walter Jones but don’t copy his prolonged holdouts. We need you now. Get into it. Hey agent for Okung. Dude, let the guy play. He’s gonna be ok with 30 million guaranteed. Sign the deal. Let’s go. 70,000 Season Ticket holders and a whole stronghold of Seahawks nation are waiting for Big Russ to rock Seahawks blue. Get out there man. Now.
Hawka! Hawka! HAWKA!!!
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