Top 5 Best Fantasy Football Names for Your 2013 Team
2013 Fantasy Football: Best Team Names
If your fantasy football draft is already over, you're either depressed because your first-round pick is already injured or you're trying to decide which clever, funny and original name to give your team. Well, Rant Sports writers Dustin Marko, Tristen Challe and Isaac Comelli are here to help. Between the three of them, we've got 62 funny names for you to choose from and we've selected the top five to narrow it down.
Hopefully you think these are as funny as we do, but if not, check out the three lists of names we have and you're sure to find the perfect one for your team:
The Playbook of Eli
The Playbook of Eli is a funny pun from the movie with a similar title and it will likely be applicable this season because Manning and the Giants are good every other year and they missed the playoffs in 2012.
RG3-PO is a pun from the classic Star Wars character, so if you like the old George Lucas films and you've got the Redskins' passer on your team, this name is perfect.
I Plaxidentally Shot Myself
I Plaxadentally Shot Myself is really funny if you think Plaxico Burress is a moron for missing two seasons and spending time in jail for putting a bullet in his own leg.
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Forgetting Brandon Marshall is another pun on a movie with a similar title but it might not be funny if Marshall's production declines under new Bears coach Marc Trestman.
Forte-Year-Old Virgin tops the list because it's absolutely hilarious and because it's a great sequel to the last popular name that used the name of the Bears' running back: I'm a Man! I'm Forte!