NASCAR Drivers To Premiere New ‘Burnt Rubber’ Cologne And Sell It At A Gas Station

Just because I once bought an egg salad sandwich at a gas station doesn’t mean I’ll start buying my cheap cologne there too.

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According to Sports Illustrated, Burnt Rubbér is a unisex eau de toilette with a faint hint of race track smell. Yes, you read that correctly. Yes, you no longer have to rub fragrant cardboard trees on your body to freshen up after going to Sunoco.

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