2 of 16

Ndamukong Suh

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Ken-Blaze-USA-TODAY-Sports

Suh plays the game of football dirty and mean. He's definitely the biggest Scrooge in Detroit this year.

3 of 16

Bill Belichick

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USA Today Sports

Can you see Belichick getting into the Holiday spirit? It doesn't seem like it would be up his alley.

4 of 16

Kevin Garnett

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Noah-K.-Murray-USA-TODAY-Sports

KG is an angry individual on the basketball court. It's possible that anger translates to his off the court behavior as well.

5 of 16

Nick Saban

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USA Today Sports

Has Nick Saban ever looked happy for more than five seconds?

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Barry Bonds

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USA Today Sports

Bonds always looks like he just took a big bite of a crap sandwich.

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Alex Rodriguez

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USA Today Sports

Things A-Rod could say: 'There will be no Christmas this year. I refuse to participate in this farce any longer.'

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Jim Harbaugh

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USA Today Sports

Harbaugh seems like he would have been the type of kid that would have pouted after opening gifts on Christmas morning.

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Brock Lesnar

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USA Today Sports

Brock Lesnar hurts people for a living. Even in fake wrestling.

10 of 16

James Harrison

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Andrew-Weber-USA-TODAY-Sports

Harrison is an angry, angry linebacker. It seems doubtful that he sings Christmas carols.

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Bobby Knight

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USA Today Sports

Knight is definitely one of the original coach scrooges.

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Lance Armstrong

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USA Today Sports

Tis the season for Lance Armstrong to be a selfish jerk.

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Bo Pelini

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USA Today Sports

Does the Nebraska head coach celebrate anything?

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Jay Cutler

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USA Today Sports

Cutler isn't as bad of a guy as some people make him out to be, but it seems unlikely that he's a guy who likes to celebrate the holidays.

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Kurt Busch

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USA Today Sports

Busch is most definitely the Scrooge of NASCAR. There's a reason he's consistently voted as the most hated driver in the sport.

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Mike Shanahan

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USA Today Sports

The Red Lobster doesn't seem to like much of anything these days.


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