Brock Lesnar Stinks Worse Than WWE Writing Staff

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Big guys like Vader and Kane can spring off the top rope. They are massive physical specimens, but they are also athletic and understand the business. Big guys like Samoa Joe can even fly in between the ring ropes and resemble a plane dive-bombing to the earth. Then there are the big guys with charisma who may not move as well, but they always intimidated with their looks, some gimmick they possessed or at least had good promo skills.

Brock Lesnar can do nothing of the sort.

Sure, he is the beast, but he is also a terrible wrestler. How many times are the fans going to be mystified with the only two slams that he has? Sure he is a bull, bleached skin, a glassy stare, intimidating as he is ugly, but he doesn’t deserve the pop that he gets from the WWE when there are other big men that can give a better performance.

Brock stinks in the pro wrestling world and should waddle back to the UFC.

I am hating the fact that he comes back and takes the spotlight from some other wrestlers. One big man that recently turned heel that we haven’t heard a whisper from in a while is Brodus Clay. Personally, I would rather see a storyline with him than to listen to pudgy Paul Heyman move his wrinkled lips to boast about his client, Brock Lesnar.

It is old.

But here they all come as WrestleMania approaches. The workers that stick around the company, pay their dues and sweat it out though WWE throws them terrible ideas are being tossed in the back for bad ring technicians like Lesnar.

They do this because for some reason people enjoy Lesnar. He takes clumsy bumps, is as entertaining as a wart under the nostrils and has chicken legs, but they like him all the same. Oh well. After how they have been butchering storylines lately maybe it is good that Lesnar and Heyman take the spotlight. There is nothing there they can ruin at least.


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  • itzmeman

    Brock Lesnar is a great wrestler, both in college and in the pros. Your article makes absolutely no sense with no actual facts, only opinions.

    • Nick Villano

      I agree to say that Brodus Clay would be better is preposterous he does what? a headbutt and a splash? Lesnar is one of the biggest pops in wrestling and you want him to go away? God, I wonder what writing would be like if you were in charge

  • Dave3418

    The author of this article has no idea what they are talking about. Brock Lesnar is a former NCAA wrestling champion.

  • dude2212

    Dude you are obviously an idiot…Brock is one of the only legitimate fighters in the WWE and you trash him? You just must not like it because Brock can virtually run roughshod over all of your favorite wrestlers and beat them within an inch of their life and they can do nothing about it….cry me a river…write something with some credibility

  • Aditiya Mahant

    What a fucking author!!Absolutely no sense!!!Crap writing!!holy shit writer!!!Dude Brock lesnar is a former 2000 NCAA division 1 wrestling champion and the only man in WWE and TNA to fight in reality in mma!!Moreover the beast is a former UFC heavyweight champion of the world!!Holy shit writer!!HA HA

  • Wil-Don

    This article is created purely to generate an argument. If you want to create an argument you need to back up your points with FACTS not merely post opinionated jargon in a vein attempt to get reads + comments.

    I wouldn’t even consider you to be an author, you’re just an idiot, evidently. Publishing such rubbish only damages your credibility. Not all publicity is good publicity… not if you’re a raging keyboard warrior.

  • SimonLL

    Brock is a terrible wrestler?
    His strength, skills, and aggression are unique, in my opinion
    There are so many big guys, but none of them can be so fast and so explosive