Warning: This video contains explicit language
Remember that time George Brett flooded his pants with feces while gambling in Vegas? Well he’d love to tell you the story if you’re willing to listen.
WATCH: This San Diego Padres Groundskeeper’s Hips Don’t Lie
This video, uploaded about two years ago is now making a momentous return from the dark reaches of the Internet. If you have the time and you aren’t eating, please stick through to the end as the Kansas City Royals‘ icon seems to chase away his pupils with “piles” of disturbing imagery.
And now I wonder — maybe that wasn’t pine tar on Brett’s bat back in ’83.
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