I’m not exactly an elegant-gaited swan myself, but the way Bartolo Colon runs should never ever be described as “poetry in motion.” A more fitting descriptor would have to be “Mr. Potato Head is finally set free.”
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But hey, at least the New York Mets‘ surprising savior didn’t get hurt during this awkward display of prudence. And grace when you’re out of your element is just something you can’t teach.
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