X

Have feedback / suggestions? Let us know!

Clubhouse

15 Sports Phrases That Sound Dirty In Real Life

15 Sports Sayings & Terms That Sound Dirty, But Aren't At All

2011 NBA All-Star Game
Getty Images

Every sports fan has had that awkward moment while watching or listening to their favorite team. You know, when the announcer says something that sounds really dirty, but he's actually just describing the action that's unfolding. Yeah, those moments.

Here are 15 sports phrases that sound dirty as all get out, but they're really not at all:

Banging Down Low

Joakim Noah
USA Today Sports

Banging Down Low

Joakim Noah

"Those guys have been banging down low all game long."

Unable To Penetrate

Knowshon Moreno
USA Today Sports

Unable To Penetrate

Knowshon Moreno

"He almost broke through, but he was unable to penetrate the defense."

Just Got Stuffed

Odom
USA Today Sports

Just Got Stuffed

Odom

"Wow! What a block! He just got stuffed."

Rear Naked Choke

Dec 27, 2013; Las Vegas, NV, USA; Ronda Rousey on stage for the weigh-in for her UFC Women's Bantamweight Title Fight against Misha Tate (not pictured) at MGM Grand Garden Arena. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports
USA Today Sports

Rear Naked Choke

Dec 27, 2013; Las Vegas, NV, USA; Ronda Rousey on stage for the weigh-in for her UFC Women's Bantamweight Title Fight against Misha Tate (not pictured) at MGM Grand Garden Arena. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

Most guys would welcome a rear naked choke from Ronda Rousey.

Stroking It Right Now

NBA: Finals-San Antonio Spurs at Miami Heat
USA Today Sports

Stroking It Right Now

NBA: Finals-San Antonio Spurs at Miami Heat

"He can't miss! He's just stroking it right now."

Came Inside

Alex Rodriguez-Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports
USA Today Sports

Came Inside

Alex Rodriguez-Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

"He came inside on the 0-2 and Rodriguez made him pay for it."

Pole Position

Danica Patrick
USA Today Sports

Pole Position

Danica Patrick

This joke wrote itself after Danica won the pole at Daytona in 2013.

Took One On the Chin

Riddick Bowe
Getty Images

Took One On the Chin

Riddick Bowe

"He really took one on the chin there."

Illegal Touching

Atlanta Falcons v Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Getty Images

Illegal Touching

Atlanta Falcons v Tampa Bay Buccaneers

In real life, illegal touching will land you in jail. In the NFL, it's just a penalty.

In the Slot

Wes Welker
USA Today Sports

In the Slot

Wes Welker

"Welker lines up in the slot."

Taking a Pounding

22 boxing Eric Bolte-USA TODAY Sports
USA Today Sports

Taking a Pounding

22 boxing Eric Bolte-USA TODAY Sports

"He's really been taking a pounding over the last two rounds."

Hooker

Exeter Chiefs v London Irish - Aviva Premiership
Getty Images

Hooker

Exeter Chiefs v London Irish - Aviva Premiership

Hooker is an actual position in Rugby. It's true, it's true.

Needs a Blow

Indiana Pacers v Memphis Grizzlies
Getty Images

Needs a Blow

Indiana Pacers v Memphis Grizzlies

"He looks tired out there. He really needs a blow."

Facial

NBA: Los Angeles Lakers at Golden State Warriors
USA Today Sports

Facial

NBA: Los Angeles Lakers at Golden State Warriors

"Oh! Bryant with the facial!"

Get In the Hole!

Tiger Woods
USA Today Sports

Get In the Hole!

Tiger Woods

This phrase is constantly yelled by d-dags at golf events across the country every week.