Seattle Marijuana Dispensary Preparing 12,000 Joints for Super Bowl XLIX

The city of Seattle will be flying high on Super Bowl Sunday because of Solstice, a medical marijuana dispensary that has produced a special Seattle Seahawks blend for the Big Game. Sold in their now-famous 12th Pack, the Seahawks-themed blend of marijuana (which reportedly tastes like “Skittles and victory”) has been a hit with the locals, who will likely be lighting up on Sunday to celebrate what should be a Super Bowl repeat over the New England Patriots.