Derek Jeter’s Autograph Frustrates Women
Derek Jeter is a creature of habit — baseball players are overly superstitious by trade — but the Yankee shortstop apparently carries that behavior into his bedroom as well.
After splitting with Minka Kelly and returning to a life of single leisure in New York City, the suitors in Jeter’s life have caught on to his next-morning ruse.
Once the girl in question leaves his Trump World Tower residence, a car waits to take them home with a gift basket inside.
Included in this mystery token of appreciation?
A signed baseball by the Captain, Derek Jeter.
Far be it from me to critique the game of a Yankee legend and a man with a distinguished resume, but perhaps Jeets erred in his send-off actions, no matter how awkward the morning.
If he’s missing Lyla Garrity and acting out, fine, this is behavior of a troubled, lovesick Lothario.
But if George Steinbrenner were around to see his Captain sending women home with a bit of memorabilia, he might fine him out of boredom.
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