New York Man Will Pay 500 Dollars If You Teach Him About Football

Published: 26^th Jan 12 2:28 pm

by Riley Schmitt
Big 10 Editor, NBA Featured Columnist

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New York Man Will Pay 500 Dollars If You Teach Him About Football

Craigslist

Lying to impress women is a tactic that men have used for many years. A lot of the times it fails, but it doesn’t stop men from trying it. This poor man from New York may have gotten in too deep and he’s asking for help.

Luckily for this man, Craigslist exists. He posted a lengthy ad, which you can see at the link above. It’s a little too in-depth to post fully, but it’s worth the read.

To sum it up, he told his girlfriend that he played football in order to impress her ex. Unfortunately, he barely knows what a quarterback is. That being said, he’s willing to pay 500 dollars or more if you want to teach him to football.

I’m just in shock about this. I know it’s hard to expect everyone to know sports stuff, but most people can give generic descriptions of football. I think this guy might be in too deep and his chances of looking stupid are astronomical.

In fact, I might take him up on this. Never know when 500 dollars will come in handy.

Thanks to Deadspin for the tip.