Lake County Captains Add 5-Pound Fish Sandwich to Ballpark Menu
I like fish.
You like fish.
We all like fish, but not this much.
The Lake County Captains of the Midwest League have added a five-pound fish sandwich to their concessions menu for the team’s 2012 home campaign.
The description of the cleverly named “Moby Dick” alone will give you a stomach ache:
The Moby Dick features a 15″ sesame seed hoagie roll, five quarter-pound fish filets, eight slices of cheese, six ounces of clam strips, one-third pound of French fries, one cup of cole slaw, all topped off by gobs of lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and tartar sauce. The price for the sandwich is only $20.
Apparently, it also holds a whopping 4,000 calories and 200 grams of fat.
If you have a death wish, and are considering out-of-the-box suicide ideas, this one should jump straight to the top of your list.
Gross.
H/T to NBC’s Hardball Talk.
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