Video: Hulk Hogan Loves the Philadelphia Flyers

Published: 15th Apr 12 8:51 pm
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by Bryan Lutz
Featured Writer @Lutzifer35

If you watched today’s game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Philadelphia Flyers, you would have thought you were actually watching a tornado tag-team match. The heel Penguins kept getting upset that they were getting pounded, so they decided to pick fights against the face Flyers. The game saw 12 goals – 8 from the Flyers – but no one will remember the score as much as they will remember the fights.

Whether it was cross-checking guys throats or pulling other men’s hair, we saw it all in Game 3 between these two teams. But during one of the 283,493,009 fights we saw during the game, we overheard Hulk Hogan over the loud speakers. Personally, I thought I was hearing things, but I wasn’t, it was the Hulkster.

Hulkamania is running wild on you Pittsburgh, now if you say your prayers and eat your vitamins, you might only lose by three goals next time, brother! Seriously though, what in the hell has happened to Hulk Hogan. His skin color is actually Flyers’ orange, he is clearly insane, he marries women that look identical to his daughter, and he has his own midget wrestling company.

I can’t believe this is the same guy I watched lose to the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania, making me weep like the little baby boy I was. Oh, how wrestling was different back then. There wasn’t any internet wrestling community back then. We got to enjoy the insanity that was Hulk Hogan. Now, with everyone complaining about the super-faces like John Cena, watching old Hulk Hogan matches makes my childhood seem ridiculous. I mean, how could I like this guy!?

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