Mark Cuban Buys Website In A Maximum Trolling Effort


In a move that can only be described as one of the greatest trolls of our time, Mark Cuban has purchased the domain, and promptly redirected it to the Dallas Mavericks homepage. This is a troll for the ages, […]

New York Knicks Sign Wally Szczerbiak As TV Analyst


You heard it here first! The New York Knicks have acquired the services of one Wally Szczerbiak, but not to serve in their starting line up.. Yet… Carmelo Anthony better watch out ’cause Wally is coming back for that number […]

Knicks Hire Dave Hopla To Increase Chucking

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“Why’d you take that shot?” “Huh?” “It was too close to the basket, Smith!!” “Sorry, Coach.” Good news New York Knicks fans, the team has hired legendary shooting coach Dave Hopla to bring the squad’s chucking up tenfold! That means […]

Stephen Jackson: Knicks Have No Style


Stephen Jackson bashed the New York Knicks dress sense on Twitter this past Friday. Jackson, whose fashion wardrobe consists of only the finest linens hand crafted by Calvin Klein himself was utterly bewildered at why ‘cats’ like Amare Stoudemire and Tyson […]

Darko Milicic to Bust Out in Boston

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Never to be outdone by their rivals in the west coast, the Boston Celtics have an answer for Dwight Howard . An ace in the hole, a wildcard if you will, the mysterious engima that is Darko Milicic. Milicic, who […]

Would Wife, Would Husband: Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant


Kobe Bryant and wife Vanessa Bryant may make a great team off the court, but what about where it counts: the bedroom? Today, we’re going to take a look at the black mamba and his blushing bride in the things […]

J.R Smith: “I’m Going to Kick Jeremy Lin’s Tail”


J.R Smith and his brother Chris Smith, visited a group of kids this weekend and represented the New York Knicks in classic Knicks fashion. They spoke about a variety of important questions such as: Jeremy Lin, how to get your […]

Tracy McGrady Works Out For Knicks, Puts Second Round Rumors To Rest

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Playoffs? Playoffs?!! We talkin’ about playoffs? I just wanna win a game. Put those second round jitters to rest New York Knicks fans because Tracy McGrady is about to come to town! Things were looking pretty dark this offseason, the […]

Carmelo Anthony Organizes Pre-Season Tanking Camp


Carmelo Anthony, Amare Stoudemire and Tyson Chandler organized a preseason training camp this week, so they can focus on the nuances of the finely-tuned offensive system known as “Pass to Carmelo”. A very complex system in nature, few teams possess […]

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: Iman Shumpert

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  Is that the New York Knicks Iman Shumpert or DJ Jazzy Jeff? It’s just another case of what can happen when keeping it real goes wrong. The Knicks’ semi-starting small forward Shumpert hit the catwalk early this weekend donning […]

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: Iman Shumpert


Is that the New York Knicks Iman Shumpert or DJ Jazzy Jeff? Just another case of what can happen, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong. The Knicks semi-starting small forward, Shumpert, hit the catwalk early this weekend donning a flashy […]

Artest Calls Out Smith on Twitter, Talks Trash

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Daniel Artest has taken to Twitter to trash the New York Knicks‘ coincidental signing of one Chris Smith. Artest feels he was signed only because of pressure from reigning three point extraordinarie JR Smith, and the move accounts for nepotism, […]